I don't need a bag
This seems to be one of my most commonly said phrases. I was at Walmart earlier today to buy a new griddle and a bottle of laundry detergent. Two items, both with strong, durable handles that were designed for moving, carrying or otherwise transporting said objects. How many arms do I have? 2. Sounds like a match made in heaven, no?
So as I am checking out, the cashier proceeds to double bag the detergent, and single bag the griddle. Three unneeded bags for 2 items?
"I don't need a bag", though apparently I did need a dirty look.